News is horrifying, according to Jeff Nosferatu from Durham. He said reality isn't nearly that bad. He said only the other day he was walking his pet bat down the street, when he encountered a group of some 6 youngsters on their way from soccer practice. He believs they could have easily laid into him, broken a few ribs and stole his oyster card, but they kept on walking by without so much as a direct expletive. Jeff N. now has a new appreciation for life, and even commits to staying out between the traditionally shifty hours of 5-8pm on weekdays.