"Who's Your Daddy?"

Already a popular title in porn, this particular new fangled imminent blockbuster is gonna blow you away. Excuse the pun. Or pun-ishment should I say. Fo (intentional!) this film is incomprehensively, painfully, outrageosly, yet masterfully unique..... You didn't expect that.
Yes, "Who's you Daddy?" is THE best horror film, lest I say FILM to grace the screen, lest I say CINEMA since "Citizen Percutane" lest I say crane.

Bloody hell I was scared. I had to pull off a lady's wig to stay in my seat at hour 1:16. The creepiness is in the wizards and the fuckinining dolls (thank god "The Times" didn't hire me)and it is so well done, you would have never expected it coming.
I couldn't sleep the entire night. I had to put on the light, the landing light, the TV and the radio. It doesn't matter that I've been doing that since I was 11, it still counts.

The plot revolves around nothing at all to do with paternal interest, rather than a psychotic, mistreated and mis-enhanced transsexual wreaking revenge on a lot of people. About 96 to be precise.

Then it ends on a peculiar feel-good high, "Jerry Maguire" stylee!

Baffling!

So this is my final entry (no it is not)to an already short running blog. Thank you for reading. I am off for a while. For good really. So I shall leave you with some recommendations I have accrued over my 28 years of life:

FILMS: Of course this has to be No. 1. Well my top 3 first "A Clockwork Orange" - an obvious must, "Midnight Cowboy" forward thinking in form and execution, perfect story of an odd friendship generated in a merciless town. "Heathers" - If you have some level of not taking yourself and what your mother told you seriously, then you should be loving every frame, line and gesture in this monumental teen high school very dark comedy.
The Rest:
-Eraserhead
-Dead Man
-Days of Heaven
-One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest
-Dawn of the Dead (original)
-Annie Hall
-Manhattan
-Your Friends and Neighbours
-The Apartment
-Kind Hearts and Coronets
-Roger Dodger
-No Country For Old Men
-Life of Brian
-Martin
-Apocalypse Now
-28 Days Later
-Trainspotting
-Wild At Heart
-There Will Be Blood
-La Haine
-Taxi Driver

MUSIC:
Well, I am not really into popular music so here are a few suggestions:
Drum'n'Bass - Any Andy C, DJ Marky, DJ Zinc, High Contrast, London Elekricity CD or liveset
Techno- Anything by Dave Clarke, Derrick May, Richie Hawtin.
House - Ian Pooley, Nick Warren.

Tunes:
Akufen- Skidoos
Felix Da housecat - What Does It Feel Like (Royskopp remix)
Matthew Herbert- The Audience
Underworld- Dirty Epic
Pepe Bradock- Life
Galaxy 2 Galaxy - Hi-Tek Jazz/Transition
Way out West- Mindcircus
The Zombies- She's not there
Goran Bregovic- Tale V
RJD2-Smoke & mirrors
The Prodigy- 3 Kilos
Beethoven- Mignight Sonata
Agoria- I'm simply not there (Youngsters remix)
Burial- Homeless
High Contrast- Return of Forever (Swell Session Remix)
Beach Boys- God only knows
Simon & Garfunkel- Sound of Silence
Junk Project- Composure
Ennio Morricone- The Ecsatcy of Gold
The Beatles- I am the Walrus
The Beatles- Strawberry Fields Forever
The Go! Team- Hold Yr Terror Close
Goblin- Oblio
Tangerine Dream- Love on a real Train
Quantic- Prelude to a happening
Sebastien Tellier- La Ritournelle
Rythim is Rhythim- It is what it is
Skinny Puppy- Assimilate
BBG- Snappiness (sweet instrumental)
Greece 2000- 3 drives on vinyl
Future Sound of London- Papua New Guinea
London Elektricity- Main Ingredient
London Elektricity- Remember the Future

PLACES TO GO"
NEW YORK- Motherfucker, are you insane! You need to go here. Specifically.....Every-fucking-where of your dull lives, cos its all better than anything you've experienced.
PRAGUE- Well avoid its 'Times Square' and you should be ok. I am in love with this city more than my own groin.
LAKE ORTA- Its in Italy somewhere. If you go there, trust me, the heavens' will open upon you and give you an everlasting gobstopper.
JUBILEE PARK- In Bickley, Kent, England. Someone cuts the grass now.

to be continued. Very much so.