Anger- Useful in battle and arguing over inflated prices of canned tune. Detrimental when arrested by police for threathening behaviour with a spanner. Can cause heart failure and a red face.

Obssessinality- Causes proflic success in chosen focus, often at cost of an actual life. Forgetting to brush one's teeth, engage in social interaction and having a limited conversational repertoire are common.

Arrogance- You become rich. Everyone hates you.

Indecisiveness- Balanced thinking of pros and cons. Can always blame others for a negative outcome. Low rate of productivity.

Fearlessness- Live life to the max, until you die prematurely snowbowboarding off a cliff

Fear/Anxiety- Very good at avoiding trouble. Very good at avoiding doping anything. Life is in a static state. Side effects- constant mental anguish and pain. Substance abuswe to quell such unwanted feelings. Never actually doing anythging. Eventually seeing the error of your ways when it is too late freefalling half way down a skyscraper.

Happiness- Weight gain, disregard for others over behaviours to maintain own wellbeing. Inevitable 'crash' when realization that you have been delusional all this time and your life is rubbish.

Depression- Scientifically proven to be a state where one can more accurately assess real life situations. Anhedonia- Playstation, Will Ferrell etc.. become less enjoyable. Suicide.

Serenity- Selfishness through oblivion to the heartache around you.

Love- A state of extreme delusion often caused by an overwhelming need for a hole in one's life to be filled. Beauty, similar interests or just someone talking to you nicely could all lead to this dangerous emotional state. Behaviours and personalities may undergo extreme changes for the worse under the guise that life is finally perfect. Loss of friends, over-spending, bizarre arguments over errands and television preferences common. Inevitable awakening from hypnotic state leading to resentment, embarrassing public displays of anger, and sometimes violence. Depression, regret, 'rebound' effect and begging for forgiveness from 'I told you so's' ensue.