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Here is one of those old fill in the pointless questions which seemed so popular back in the early days of the internet, only to be super ceded by networking sites and more advanced internet type thingys.
Here is one I completed 7 years ago. Delete my answers and write your own. you will be amazed how much you find out about yourself. About 60 pounds of psychotherapies' worth in my opinion:
>1. What time is it: 24:17 (05:17 GMT)
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>2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: test case 69:R.O.G.E.R
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>3. Nicknames: test tube baby, genetically engineered human, fridge magnet, ALfred
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>4. Parents' names: Perspex, hans himmler
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>5. Number of candles that appeared on your last
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>birthday cake? a rake
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>6. Date that you regularly blow them out? the days my lungs get back from the dry cleaners
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>7. Pets: none, a hairy cabbage called egbert talks to me sometimes.
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>8. Height:6ft
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>9. Eye colour? melon
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>10. Hair Colour: cantoloupe
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>11. Piercing? bi-sexual
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>12. Tattoos? semi-detached
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>13. How much do you love your job? 9 and half pints
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>14. Birthplace: fridge 5, lower floor, ealing
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>15. Hometown: lake sedgewick
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>16. Current Residence:
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>17. Been in love before? pending
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>18. Been to Europe? I was born in Europe
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>19. Loved somebody so much it made you cry?only when she applied the clamps
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>22. Been in a car crash? no
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>23. Croutons or Bacon Bits? Is it illegal to enjoy both simultaneously, rendering this overused question futile and in need of renovation
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>24. 2 doors or 4 (on a car)?there should be one on the roof
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>25. Coffee or Ice Cream? stuffed animals
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>26. Blanket or Stuffed Animal? stuffing animals in a blanket and throwing them over the side of a helium balloon
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>27. Dumper or Dumpie? salmon
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>28. Favourite Salad Dressing: super wine-o's dairy o rama
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>29 seems to have disappeared: my right shoulder, alan
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>30. Lucky Number:
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>31. Favourite Movie: Twins was based on me. So was Star wars
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>32. Quote from a movie: "Super"
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>33. Favourite Foods: leg of lamb
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>34. Favourite Day of the Week: mon-thu 7-10. all day fri and sat
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>35. Song Playing at the moment: Jamie Myerson-"rescue me"
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>36. Favourite TV show: Oz, juniper jungle, anything with "sandman" in the title
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>37. Favourite Toothpaste: ronsil's mahogany bleach setter
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>38. Favourite Restaurant: get carter
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>39. Favourite Flower: pansey
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>40. Least Favourite Thing: platonic knit kittens
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>41. Favourite Sport to Watch: Jewish winter wrestling
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>42. Favourite Fast Food Restaurant: ming yaw's under 20 second sushi bar, with fried bear dancers
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>43. When was your last hospital visit? My human assimilation check up in feb
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>44. Favourite drink? liquefied barometers
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>45. What colour is your bedroom carpet? no carpet
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>46. How many times did you fail your Permit/Drivers test? I have a nervous disorder. my ears are red. my toes are dirty like wolves udders
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>47. What do you think of Ouija boards?
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>48. Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs? i
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>49. Who is the last person that you got mail from before this one? James Pugh, eco-warrior, we salute thy plight soldier
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>50. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? toppling over old lady's brolleys and scaring them with a framed picture
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>51. Which single store would you choose to max your credit card? any tupperware establishment
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>52. What do you do most often when you are bored?
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>53. which words or phrases do you overuse? eunuch
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>54. Friend who lives farthest away:
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>55. Most annoying thing? cheap lego
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>56. Best things: long frogs, hollow eggs
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>57. Bedtime: almost
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>58. Who will respond to this fastest: virgins
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>59. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond? dave angel
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>60. What time is it now? time