"Better than Botox" an ad says.
What can be better than looking a bit younger for a lot of money for about four days, and then going back to repeat the procedure over and over lest anyone find out that you, a 60 year old, might have a natural expression line on your face.
A few thousand pounds is a small price to pay for the loss of your dignity, the assertion of your vanity and becoming just another bland faced humanoid-societal victim hybrid. They should have had the foresight to take care of themselves 30 years back instead of snorting assorted powers and having rancid sexual encounters with multiple dirty "producers"
Then its only a matter of time until botox won't work, your skin sags and you have to get a surgical facelift. The doctor might also suggest knee augmentation and tricep extensions.
At the dentist yesterday, the guy asked told me about getting laser teeth whitening. He said my teeth are white, but laser whitening is very good. I was so pissed off cos I pride myself on the appearance and whiteness of my teeth. When in doubt which is often due to psychological concerns I use rembrant peroxide toothpastes, colgate and rembrant whitening strips, which are all safe and effective. Son of a bitch didnt even have good teeth himself. Its like a morbidly obese personal trainer.
2008-04-30 @ 14:13